Sunday, April 3, 2016

Nile turns BLOOD RED!

Photo of the Nile River released by the European Space Agency 2016. It is an infrared photo indicating heat caused by vegetation. The European Space Agency's Sentinel-3A satellite is part of the Copernicus program which will monitor environmental changes such as changes in sea and surface temperatures. Sorry, not biblical.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

NSA Logo

This is the NSA logo for their spy satellite program. Get out your foil hats. The NSA folks are real spies.

President with Creepy Horns

Nice photo of the President looking eerily like the image of baphomet. Our world seems to be bombarded on a daily basis by Luciferian likenesses and satanic rituals. Even Madonna has the "Illuminati"song. Pop culture events from the Superbowl halftime to Grammy's push these idols in many types of media.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Baphomet Part II

The Freemasons claim the Knights of Templar have never "worshipped" Baphomet. In this case a Baphomet with boobs! It is today still a symbol of the Illuminati. Keep your eyes wide shut and the masonic symbolism appears throughout our present day society. Creepy!

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Zombie Apocalypse


1. 2 1/2 oz light rum
2. 1 oz dark rum
3. 1 oz Apricot brandy
4. 1 oz fresh lime juice
5. 1 oz pineapple juice
6.2 oz orange juice
7.1 oz passion juice
8. 1 tsp powder sugar

Strain into cold glass, add orange slice or cherry


Thursday, July 17, 2014

Nanny State: Doctors interogate your children.

Hospital Tells Mom: You Daughter Is Now Ours
The nanny state wants to privately talk with your teenage children. Perhaps the NSA is missing some of your vital information.

Friday, March 29, 2013

FBI Roswell Memo: Proof

FBIs Most Popular Document in the Vault Is Hottel Memo Detailing Flying Saucer Account
This is the most viewed item in the FBI's image vault. The incident was not investigated further.
Proof or Hoax?

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Gay Marriage: For or Against?

This week, the Supreme Court heard challenges to California’s Proposition 8 and the federal Defense of Marriage Act, bringing the question of legalizing gay marriage to the national forefront. Here are the cases made by same-sex marriage advocates and opponents:
  • Always fun to piss off really religious people
  • Little lesbian girls around the country would one day get to live their dream of standing together in front of a county clerk’s office employee and working through the bureaucracy to obtain a marriage license
  • Straight couples could finally unload their unused fondue sets from their marriages
  • Just to see the look on Rick Perry’s dumb fucking face
  • Every citizen should have the right to have their special day where young and old alike can awkwardly dance to the “Cha Cha Slide”
  • The two women from the popular Internet video “Asian and Black Chick Lesbians Dildo Fuck SO HOT Squirting Bitch” could finally get married
  • Gay wedding episode of Modern Family will help ABC take a big victory in the 18-to-49 demo
  • Bestowing dignity upon a wrongfully oppressed minority just a nice thing to do
  • Leviticus 18:22, Deuteronomy 23:17, Romans 1:26
  • Could further weaken traditional American values like prejudice, intolerance, and hatred
  • Nation running out of citizens to make second-class
  • Love is a cruel, vicious demoness no man should have thrust upon his person
  • Would successfully prevent the erosion of the immaculate, utterly flawless American family
  • Everything on registry too expensive
  • Runs against article of U.S. Constitution explicitly barring homosexual marriage
  • If we let gays marry, what’s to stop people from marrying animals or trees or tables? …Okay, we know this is pretty stupid, but we really needed some more things to fill out this side of the list
From the Onion!